love makes seman taste better
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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