Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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