But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Let's paint friendship bongs
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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