Im at strip club and am horny
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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