you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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