she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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