Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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