I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
