Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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