I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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