that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
