Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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