My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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