her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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