quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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