my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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