There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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