Swine flu. Run for my life!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to calm my uterus...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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