Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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