Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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