I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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