Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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