There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it glows. i had to have it.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
