We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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