YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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