i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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