I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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