Fuck appropriateness.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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