New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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