He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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