she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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