Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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