I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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