my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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