Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
