i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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