Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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