real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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