She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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