I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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