I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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