Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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