just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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