i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
