six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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