That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
