Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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