My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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