thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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