So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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