We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
