I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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