He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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